I've been a glutton for punishment since I was a wee boy. They say that you become more and more able to take a kicking the older you get and going from the dizzying heights of winning the Scottish Cup in my first season (attending, not playing) and seeing the boys in blue and white take on the likes of KR Reykjavik and Zeljeznicar, to watching us capitulate in pretty much every match under the auspices of Gary Locke seems to bear out that particular adage.
I used to love watching Dragoje Lekovic, back when I was convinced there was a future in top flight goalkeeping for a fat kid from Ayr (yes, I know, sorry) and regularly exclaimed POW! whenever 'You've been halted by the Marshall' came up on the scoreboard. I'm still that annoying today.
I'm a freelance communications officer and have been taking care of the KillieFC.com social media accounts since November 2015 and am Media Manager for Lowland League side BSC Glasgow. I joined the Trust board to help out with Trust In Killie and if you donate £5,000 to the cause I'll add you to our Whatsapp group.